its miserable and magical;
its miserable and magical;
jasmine. 18. put your lips close to mine as long as they don't touch & ill do anything you say, if you say it with your hands.

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

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  • Some Bitch: Beyoncé sucks.
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  • Cops: So, she fell down the stairs ..... ?
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heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

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knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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